It’s about time–those ads in the back of comic books teased me throughout my childhood. The promise of seeing through clothes is finally here. Unfortunately, technology was a bit too slow, and the American obesity rate has already obsoleted the technology. After the jump, brace yourself:

That’s real, and someday soon might be in all big airports. Yet, even packing weapons, nobody wants to see that chick naked.

So, based on real technology, the people who teased me in the comic books are back at it, promising to make my iPhone into X-Ray glasses and to make me into a sex offender:

And here’s another example of a well-done fake:

Truthfully, though, this might be good for society. Today, the only people you see naked are yourself, your partner, and models. Those models tend to be in fantastic shape, posed carefully, covered in makeup, set in the best lighting, and then Photoshopped. Naturally, you look terrible by comparison. If we could see everyone naked, it would give us all a realistic perspective and make us feel better about ourselves. If we knew other people could see us naked, the obesity problem would be solved, and fast.