According to CatholicShopper.com, “Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus “as friend” in everyday activities”.

I was once a budding young Catholic athlete and I would have killed for a resin reminder of my incapability to do anything good without the invisible assistance of my attention seeking savior Jesus Christ.

I believe “as friend” is in quotation marks for devious reasons. I see the way Jesus is all up on that young boy holding his slugger and going all Lil’ Kim in his back side. This isn’t the only questionable statue in their lineup. Check these out: