Samsung

Samsung just announced their new TL320 digicam for douchebags and posers. Resembling every other point-in-shoot in other ways, it features analog gauges on the top that show remaining capacity for the battery and memory card, contributing to a subtle retro look that the sexually frustrated adore.

At the press conference, Samsung president Wolf Hudson declared, “Modeled on the rangefinders popular from the 30s to the 70s, this new model will make you feel like a WWII combat photographer. Other people will think you’re more artistic and talented than the typical digicam-toting dick, yet, you don’t need to put your face to the camera–or even read the manual!”

The TL320 is priced at $330, a price point $120 more than the more-capable Samsung TL34HD. When asked to justify the price difference, Hudson explained, “It’s still hundreds less than real rangefinders, which are targeted towards the smaller, ‘non-poor try-hard’ market segment. The TL320′s real value is in the ability to earn the approval of the wannabe-artistic idiots around you. Plus, the jerk-offs who buy this will be shooting in sepia or black and white the entire time, anyway.”

The TL320 features a 5x stabilized zoom lens on the front, negating the need for the matching WWII-style tripod, and allowing the user to take pictures of themself at arm’s length in dimly-lit coffeeshops for their Facebook page.