Over at Predictably Irrational, Dan did that interesting comparison using Google suggest (which completes your typing based on popular searches). Based on that, here’s how the most popular searches from gals and lads compare:

Girls :: Guys
Commitment :: Oral sex
Time together :: Sex
Rekindling emotions :: Making their chick lose weight
Overcoming jealousy :: Overcoming jealousy

In fairness, girls do think about sex (“how can I get my boyfriend to last longer in bed”) and guys do think about emotions (“how can I get my girlfriend to love me again”), but clearly the overall priorities are exactly what you’d expect.

After the jump, a few of my own gender comparisons, revealing that men want women to be thin, shaven, and hypersexual, while women want men to commit, be sensitive, be honest, and to go down on them. Shocking research, I know.

Your concerns about your daughters relate mostly to sex, dating, and physical appearance, while your concerns about your sons relate mostly to god, drugs, and ambition. “My son is a heterosexual” is a phone prank that people are looking up, so just disregard it.

Guys want their girlfriends to shave, have sex, and get freaky. Meanwhile, girls are analyzing their boyfriend’s behaviors.

This reveals more of the same, but shows that girls also aren’t getting enough oral sex:

Once married, everyone becomes mean and crazy:

We’re all concerned about feelings, but wives focus on romance, while guys want their wives to swap partners, get skinny, and shave. Wives searched for, “How can I get my husband to talk to me”, while husbands searched for, “How can I get my wife to shut up.” Doesn’t that say it all?

And let’s just confirm every stereotype about the genders:

BTW, heterosexual men are attracted to breasts because only fertile women have them. It’s one of the ways we identify potential sex partners, along with waist-to-hip ratio (thanks, Professor Singh). Males don’t have breasts, and pre-pubescent females don’t have breasts. Basically, to the male brain, if it has breasts, he can probably breed with it. I know, evolutionary psychology takes the romance out of everything.