ATTENTION: If you are currently in a relationship, but no longer want to be in a relationship, you must complete your breakup before the February 1st deadline. If you do not complete the breakup before the end of January, you are obligated to continue the relationship until March 1st out of respect for Valentine’s Day. This includes, but is not limited to, providing a Valentine’s Day gift at least 75% the value of a gift you would give someone you actually loved.

After March 1st, breaking up is sanctioned until the holiday breakup suspension period from 11/14 to 1/14*.

* Not including mandatory breakup suspensions beginning two weeks prior to and two weeks following each partners’ birthdays, the death of a loved one, or the diagnosis of a terminal illness.