Generally these games-as-ads suck, but the intro to this is so well done that it’s worth a look. Watch the intro, and then click the bad guys. You’ll level up with experience and become the Master Of Fingering–coincidentally, my nickname in 11th grade. No, it wasn’t, but nobody’s making a game about vomiting before band practice.

So, click this link, click Start Game, and then click the bad guys. Then buy a Samsung. Easy.

Another screenshot after the jump.