According to Edible. com, Giant Hornet Honey, when consumed, gives you a pick-me-up effect, strength, and energy. All of that may or may not be true, but what I know to be a fact is that this honey looks *badass*. This is the honey I would put in my tea if I were a superstitious Japanese mobster with a thirst for blood and a lack of apologies! Actually, this is the honey I would put in my tea if I cared to afford a $35  small bottle of honey with a huge bug in it. Either way, this site is truly unique and has an admirable mission of delivering unusual delicacies to the western world. See more after the jump!

LINK: Edible.com

The day is December 25th 2009, the time is 8am. Little Chelsea asked for a kindle, but instead got what she can only imagine were slippers that were meant to be given to her elderly neighbor. Santa screwed up again, and this time he’s going to pay. Next year, in lieu of a plate of cookies, a plate of pate smeared crackers will be offered. When Santa reaches the bottom of the dish, there, in delicate handwriting, will be a note that reads, “Who’s naughty now, bitch? Hope you enjoyed your Reindeer Pate!”. He’ll head back to his sleigh with the smell of his friends and guilt on his breath wondering where his harsh judgement and his list ever got him. The End.

Oven baked tarantula, anyone? No, I didn’t think so. Let’s face is, this is the gift we give the family member that used your own hand to hit your face while asking, “Why do you keep hitting yourself?”. That having been said, if you left me alone in a room with it for 5 minutes it would be covered in reindeer pate and in my tummy.