WANT!

I know I don’t have to say much to persuade you to love this staircase slide, but I’m doing it anyway!

First of all, this thing looks really well made! If Jesus broke into my home and sculpted a staircase slide using only a block of wood, a chisel, and his powerful love, it would look like this.

Secondly, time conservation. What’s faster than stairs, you ask? Staircase slide! Using stairs is like carrying the physical and emotional weight of gravity on your feet. Conversely, using a slide is like tearing through the fabric of time and pants.

c.) Safety! Stairs are a dangerous, hard, steep miscarriage wating to happen. Slides, on the other hand, only go one way.

5) The owner of this slide also have a fuse ball table, a fine white purse, and a portable cat prison of sorts.