Presenting Defense 1942, a tower defense game with machine guns, RPGs, and flamethrowers. Usually tower defense games have you killing an onslaught of ants or robots or something. Here, however, you’re killing thousands of Japanese “people”. I got to mile 13, which seems impossible to defeat.

If you lose, Japan takes over the world. If you win, Japan won’t take over the world for another 70 years.

Hint: While playing the game, use period-appropriate racial slurs to dehumanize the enemy.

OK, they’re totally going to be sued for copyright infringement, because this is a direct ripoff of the childhood favorite, “The Fairyless Boy Who Murders For The Walrus.” You can finish this new tower defense game from Armor Games in about half an hour, as I did. The story is cute and funny, but my favorite part was the short levels–they didn’t drag on for hours like so many tower defense games do. Click the picture to play! Or click that underlined text.

Generally these games-as-ads suck, but the intro to this is so well done that it’s worth a look. Watch the intro, and then click the bad guys. You’ll level up with experience and become the Master Of Fingering–coincidentally, my nickname in 11th grade. No, it wasn’t, but nobody’s making a game about vomiting before band practice.

So, click this link, click Start Game, and then click the bad guys. Then buy a Samsung. Easy.

Another screenshot after the jump.

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